By Jesús Díaz
THIS IS A SCANDAL! Apparently the Kindle Fire HD versus iPad Mini comparative ad in Amazon’s front page has “FLUNKED THE REALITY TEST”! Stop the fucking presses! As some astute [journalists/fanboys/amateur PR people] have discovered, everything is correct except for the fact that the iPad has stereo speakers, not mono! Goddamn cheaters! I’m glad someone called this one out. Now the entire Eastern Seaboard can carry on and go buy their iPad minis on Friday without being afraid of being swindled. Thank God.