Confirmed: Fleshlight Is STILL Developing an iPad Case You Can Have Sex With (NSFW)
By Kyle Wagner
You were getting worried, weren’t you. It’s been the better part of a year since we confirmed that the iPad sex toy case was going to (probably) be a real thing. I was worried. So we checked in with Fleshlight, who told us, Yes!—This is still going to be a thing!
A Fleshlight spokesman told us, “We are developing the iPad attachment. Beyond that, we cannot comment.” Mystery!
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